I bought the crystal,
but I did not suck the gay man’s dick…
Let’s see: he bought the meth, but he didn’t use it.
He had a “massage”, but he didn’t have sex.
Eleven year olds lie better than this.
Meanwhile the Ole Perfesser points out that he certainly looks gayish:
ANOTHER EVANGELIST SEX SCANDAL: I don’t think I’d ever even heard of this Haggard guy, but you’d think the picture would be enough to tip people off about the gay part. . . .
Wow. Then he oughta check out that guy on the Supreme Court
I hope your gaydar was on a surge protector….