Comrade Malkin’s Little Red Snit

After glorious Revolution all bandwidth will be property
of proletariat with videos of cute kitty antics

A spectre is haunting the United States — the spectre of Malkinism.

The distinguishing feature of Malkinism is not the abolition of property generally, but the abolition of bourgeois property. But modern bourgeois private property is the final and most complete expression of the system of producing and appropriating products that is based on class antagonisms, on the exploitation of the many by the few.

In this sense, the theory of the Malkinists may be summed up in the single sentence: Abolition of private property.

You say you want a revolution? Well, you know, we all want to change the world, but the bourgeois slavemasters at YouTube have decided that they will not turn over the means of production nor their bandwidth to Michelle Malkin so that she incite the workers to rise up and cast off their chains of PCism and hate the brown man.

We’ve got a new salvo up on YouTube this morning urging anti-jihad and conservative users to stay on the battlefield. Instead of boycotting the site, we need to stay and fight. We need all the help we can get flagging the propaganda of the jihadis and their sympathizers–and posting (and re-posting) our counterattacks. (We’d gladly welcome liberal YT users to our cause, but they’re all too busy posting BDS clips to combat cyberjihad.)

Now Michelle could post her videos at her own site or at Hot Air but doing so indicates a lack lack of revolutionary zeal, not to mention that the cost of bandwidth would come out of her own mom pants pocket…. so I won’t mention it. This might cause the Great Leap Forward to become a mere Stumble on the Sidewalk-Crack Forward and those revolutions take way too long and then the proletariat masses get bored and they wander back inside to watch Extreme Makeover: Home Edition and wonder if they could afford one of those refrigerators that has the TV in the door because that would be really cool and besides, if you want money for people with minds that hate, all I can tell is brother you have to wait.


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