You know those guys who go to public parks and put on their homemade padding and armor and practice their medieval sword fighting techniques so that they’ll be in shape for the next Renaissance Faire? Well imagine if one them was a bright twelve year-old who had read up on Wicca and libertarianism. And imagine if he had written a book. You’d end up with this.
Possibly the worst book I have ever attempted to read, although it does have the virtue of being unintentionally hilarious. Forty pages in and I have a cramp in my head from rolling my eyes.
What the hell was I thinking when I bought this?
(added) Go here and type in horn on the belly in search and read for about two pages.