Propaganda schlockudrama — and Iraqi death rays
Mike Tidmus brings breaking information…
As we approach the fifth anniversary of the 11 September terrorist attacks on America, at last this startling news can be revealed. Powerful death rays, invisible to the human eye and believed to have been personally developed by Iraqi leader, Saddam bin Laden, played a critical role in the destruction of the World Trade Center on 11 September 2001. While considered a mind-boggling advance in the field of weapons of mass distraction, the invisible rays can only be seen by American Republicans and Britainâ€™s (soon to be ex-) Prime Minister, Tony Blair.
You must check out Mike’s hot tip — Dear Leader’s 10-point plan to combat the death rays. Hint: #10 is “get Mickey Mouse involved” with the “Path to 9/11.”