TBogg

Fight virtual war? Check.
Capture virtual evildoer? Check.
Declare victory, go have pie. Check.

Forget all that talk about capturing one of the many al Qaeda #2’s, the United American Committee has captured the wily and treacherous Osama Bin Laden effigy, and boy is he going to get his comeuppance this Sunday:

What:
Rally in Commemoration of 9-11, on Sunday 9-10-2006. There will be a public hanging from gallows of bin Laden effigy.

When:
Sunday, September 10th
Time: 4:00 PM to 6:00 PM

Woo-hoo! We’re number 1! We’re number 1! U-S-A! U-S-A!

UAC Founder Jesse Petrilla must be so proud that all of his hard work has not been in vain, and that while his fellow Americans have been foolishly fighting and dying in Iraq and Afghanistan, he has been single-handedly winning the war at home by taking the enemy on in the comfort of his own basement and defeating them in desperate hand-to-mouse combat.

Normally I’d say it was Miller Time&#153, but, well, you know….

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