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BREAKING: London To DC Flight Diverted Due To “Dangerous Situation”
A woman with a screwdriver, vaseline (?), matches, and two notes, one in English, one in Arabic.
Whoops. False alarm.
CNN quotes an unnamed fed as saying there was no terrorism involved. Fox quotes an FBI agent as saying the incident might have been caused by a claustrophobic female passenger, with other passengers â€œgetting involved.â€
Sounds like thereâ€™s nothing to see here. Just bad luck that it happened on a flight from London.
Too late. Red America has already piddled their lucky Incredible Hulk underpants.
Omigawd! A brown person buying a cellphone!