Simon Cowell’s Inferno

In the fourth circle Randy Jackson calls you, “Dawg”

Take me now Lord:

Taylor Hicks of Birmingham, Ala., the most recent winner on the show, also gave Bush a black T-shirt emblazoned with “Soul Patrol” — the name of Hicks’ fan club.

Kind of make you yearn for the sweet release of death and an eternity spent in a bloody rain writhing and screaming as the flames of hell sear your flesh and serpents rip and tear at your internal organs….

Which reminds me: American Idol is coming to your town

…and the stench of death fills your nostrils and your throat is on fire and nothing will quench the pain and endless agony….

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