Aiieeeee! The boob. It burns.
Much will be made of this article. In fact, by this time tomorrow, you will be tired of hearing about it, but this quote deserves a spot in the What Women Don’t Know About Men Hall of Fame :
“I’m totally supportive of it â€” I just don’t like the flashing,” she says. “I don’t want my son or husband to accidentally see a breast they didn’t want to see.”
I don’t know about you, but it’s like she’s talking some kind of crazy moonman language.
To be fair, there are some breasts that I probably don’t want to see, but her son is thirteen. He’d probably sell his mother into slavery for a glimpse of whatever Scarlett Johansson is packing.