“Why yes, I did invent the mustache ride”

After today’s hearing, UN Ambassador John Bolton stopped for a chat with Sen. Norm Coleman (R-Dad’s A Perv) and Sen. Richard Lugar (R-Indiana). Sen. Coleman was overheard asking Ambassador Bolton to sponsor his dad into a private sex club in order to keep him off the street and out of sex slave gangs.

Assured that the the senior Coleman is white, has his own ballgag, and is “totally hetero” the ambassador said he would take the request under consideration in exchange for a “yes” vote in commitee as well as naked pictures of Senator Coleman’s wife…just as soon as Senator Lugar is done with them.

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Yeah. Like I would tell you....