Coyote ugly meets batshit crazy

Somewhere on Long Island there is a hungover guy with a chewed-off arm and he considers it a small price to pay:

Invited to a hot happening par-tay tonight…..never go to these things because I relate to no one, and the tiny talk is well tiny but I decided to suck it up and go because I wanted to shake my tail feather off. Dancing rocks me mon.

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Yeah. Like I would tell you....