I’m no lawyer, but it will hold up in court. Trust me.
All along I have assumed that Mr. Pamela must have left her (in the dead of night… after burning his ID, cutting up his credit cards, and taking a sharpened melon-scoop to any identifying marks on his body so that she couldn’t track him down or identify the body) and headed for parts unknown. I mean, let’s face it, she makes Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction look like Rosario Flores in Talk To Her. But I’m thinking that, if Mr. Pamela would like to get sole custody of the kids, well let’s just say that he should be archiving these Pamela moments on DVD. I bet the judge throws in a restraining order at no extra charge.