I’m glad to see that the NRA is still eternally vigilant in making sure that people in every country of the world (even the bad Islamojihadifarian ones) have easy access to military-style weapons.On the other hand, if I were the Pentagon, I would find this a little disturbing seeing as how you never know who we’re going to be invading next.
Yup. The word on Main Street USA is that the UN is coming for our guns, proving that the classics never go out of style, and they are meeting at this very moment and right after lunch they will start going door to door and taking your guns (presumably from your cold dead hand because that’s the only way they are supposed to get them).
Later, they’ll come back for the white women.
And in a brilliant tie-in promotion, not to be confused with the McDonalds Happy Meal UN GunGrabber™ action figures (“Look mommy! Mine comes from Libya! Now can I give daddy’s guns away? I have a key to the gun safe.“) Wayne LaPierre just happens to have a new book out describing this creepy One-World-Government-Run-By-Dusky-People movement – The Global War on Your Guns : Inside the UN Plan To Destroy the Bill of Rights So You Can’t Shoot Mexicans Like The Lord, Our Savior, Jesus Christ Commands You.
Available wherever books are sold to people who have to have their children read to them because they didn’t have that fancy “book-larning” when they were growing up.