NASA: The “Fuck it. Let’s see what happens…” agency.
Dr Griffin said: “I do not see the situation we’re in as being a crew-loss situation. If we are unlucky and we have a debris event on ascent, it will not impede the ascent. The crew will arrive safely in orbit, and then we will begin to look at our options.”
“crew-loss situation” = death
“debris event” = shit happening + death
Houston, we have a moron.