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I am the nominee for VP

…of The Fixer’s Blogger Party, over at The Alternate Brain. Fixer: “What if I were President, elected from the ‘Blogger Party’? How would I arrange my cabinet? I picked bloggers I read regularly (generally at least once a day) and I think would rise to the occasion, even if they aren’t necessarily an expert in the subject.”

I am flattered to be picked to attend all those state funerals for President Fixer – bring on the corpses! 🙂 Take a look at some of these other heavy hitting cabinet members that he wants to tap to displace the current clowns in office:

Secretary of State – Michael J.W. Stickings
Secretary of the Treasury – Brad DeLong
Attorney General – Christy Hardin Smith
Secretary of the Interior – Gordon
Secretary of Agriculture – Radical Russ
Secretary of Commerce – Mrs. Fixer
Secretary of Labor – DBK (Froggy)
Secretary of Defense – Cdr. Jeff Huber
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development – Scout Prime
Secretary of Transportation – 42
Secretary of Energy – Michael Hawkins
Secretary of Health and Human Services – Shakespeare’s Sister
Secretary of Education – PZ Myers
Secretary of Veterans Affairs – Jo Fish
Secretary of Homeland Security – Larry C. Johnson
Press Secretary – Jane Hamsher
Ambassador to the U.N. – Roxanne

Advisers to the President:

For the Arts and Humanities – Mimus Pauly/Patrick
For High Technology – Badtux the Geeky Penguin
For International Relations – Eponymous/Juan Cole
For Womens Issues – Blondie (Blondsense Liz)/AOB
For Racial Issues – Steve Gilliard
For LGBT Issues – Genia Stevens
For Religious Issues – The Green Knight
On the Environment – Grannyinsanity

Go check out the great comments and responses over at The Alternate Brain.

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