Santorum's top priority: recriminalize sodomy
Graphic: Mike Tidmus.
Man-on-dog loves sodomy so much that he’s been talking about it on the Senate floor in the amendment debate. I hope someone plays a loop of him spewing about it. John:
Santorum is railing against the recent Supreme Court decision, Lawrence v. Texas. That’s the decision that rules that states can no longer throw gay people in jail simply because of who they are (up until then, several states made “sodomy” a crime – and remember, sodomy includes oral and anal sex, both heterosexual and gay).
So, Rick Santorum is upset that states can no longer throw gay people in jail. Rick Santorum is upset that analingus, cunnilingus and fellatio are no longer crimes in America, even for heterosexual married couples. Rick Santorum thinks this is what the United States Congress should be spending its time and money debating.
He agrees with Tony “does he sodomize his wife” Scalia’s dissent:
State laws against bigamy, same-sex marriage, adult incest, prostitution, masturbation, adultery, fornication, bestiality, and obscenity are likewise sustainable only in light of Bowersâ€™ validation of laws based on moral choices. Every single one of these laws is called into question by todayâ€™s decision; the Court makes no effort to cabin the scope of its decision to exclude them from its holding.
We must then assume that it’s no wanky for Little Ricky as well.
He might as well bleat away because he trails Dem challenger Bob Casey 56% to 33%. I guess he needs something to do to keep his mind off of those tanking numbers — and any stimulating thoughts.