Ann Coulter’s Hangover
(guest blog by Taylor Marsh)
She flips her hair.
She stares vapidly into space as if she’s forgotten the question. I honestly thought she had.
Desperation has morphed into delirium. Republicans see Democrats winning in their sleep and they’ve evidently taking to drinking to make reality go down.
Ann Coulter needs a hair of the dog, because her hangover is showing. Think I’m kidding? Watch her on the "Today" show with Matt Lauer. Evidently, her little black dress from last night was paraded into the morning hour because she believes a cocktail dress at breakfast is the norm; only in the land of Republican elite.
Liberals hate science and react badly to it. They will literally run from the room, lightheaded and nauseated, when told of data that might suggest that the sexes have different abilities in math and science. They repudiate science when it contradicts their pagan beliefs—that the AIDS virus doesn’t discriminate, that there is no such thing as IQ, that nuclear power is dangerous and scary, or that breast implants cause disease. Liberals use the word science exactly as they use the word constitutional.
Both words are nothing more or less than a general statement of liberal approval, having nothing to do with either science or the Constitution. (Thus, for example, the following sentence makes sense to liberals: President Clinton saved the Constitution by repeatedly ejaculating on a fat Jewish girl in the Oval Office.) … (emphasis mine, italics Ann’s)
GODLESS: The Church of Liberalism (excerpt from chapter one)
In Coulter’s latest battle cry for Bush, she revs up the very last weapon left in the Republican armament: the Lewinsky sex pistol. The blonde bimbo of the Republican cocktail set, who isn’t married and doesn’t have children and has lawyered up over voter fraud, rants on about all things holy about sex and God and science? Republicans lecturing Democrats about respecting science is like George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Dennis Hastert or Newt Gingrich lecturing John Kerry, Wesley Clark, Max Cleland and The Generals about military service. You can do it, but be prepared to be laughed out of the room.
But you really know Ann Coulter’s jigger is only half full when you hear her rant and rave about the 9/11 widows who happen to find Bush a bumbling fool.
"These broads are millionaires, lionized on TV and in articles about them, reveling in their status as celebrities and stalked by griefparrazies. I have never seen people enjoying their husband’s death so much." – Ann Coulter
"Griefparrazies"? And Ann Coulter calls liberals Godless. Check the mirror, Stick Shiksa.
As it was said in the film Nixon: Someone freshen
Martha’s Ann’s drink. I think she’s down a quart.
(graphic via BlondeSense)