…in case they have catapults
Brilliant At Breakfast has Colbert at Knox:
So we must build walls. A wall across the entire southern border. Thatâ€™s the answer. Obviously that may not be enough, maybe a moat in front of it, or a fire-pit. Maybe a flaming moat, filled with fire-proof crocodiles. And another across our northern border as well. Keep those Canadians with their socialized medicine and their skunky beer out. And because immigrants can swim, weâ€™ll probably want to wall off the coasts as well. And while weâ€™re at it, we need to put up a dome, in case they have catapults. And weâ€™ll punch some holes in it so we can breathe. Breathe free. Time for illegal immigrants to goâ€”right after they finish building those walls. Yes, yes, I agree with me.