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One for the ages (under 24)

Sorry for the dearth of posts, but today has been quite hectic. Shakes Sis found a live one in God’s Country — Oklahoma:

Man willing to pay cash for a young, non pig-worshipping, virgin bride.

A sign that 45-year-old Michael Thelemann posted in his yard Sunday said that he’ll pay $1,000 for a virgin bride between the ages of 12 and 24.

“I feel like I’m living down the street from a pedophile,” said neighbor Christy Sternadel. “We want him out of this neighborhood. Who asks for a 12-year-old virgin bride?”

…”I’m just somebody who is getting up there in years, and I‘m looking for a born-again, God-fearing virgin between the ages of 12 and 24 who can bear me children,” said Thelemann, who was divorced in 1989. “What’s the problem? I just think I have some wicked neighbors.”

Who is wicked? Jeezus.

BTW, Thelemann hasn’t received any offers yet.

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