But I didn't get the memo from Dear Leader
Think Progress has brought to my attention the new official White House policy on homos and sex — you can’t have any. Here is the strict new definition of abstinence to be taught in abstinence ed classes, according to the Administration for Children and Families (ACF) unit of the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services:
Abstinence curricula must have a clear definition of sexual abstinence which must be consistent with the following: “Abstinence means voluntarily choosing not to engage in sexual activity until marriage. Sexual activity refers to any type of genital contact or sexual stimulation between two persons including, but not limited to, sexual intercourse.”
Later, the guidelines explicitly define marriage:
Throughout the entire curriculum, the term “marriage” must be defined as “only a legal union between one man and one woman as a husband and wife, and the word ’spouse’ refers only to a person of the opposite sex who is a husband or a wife.” (Consistent with Federal law)
Hmmm. It looks like Dear Leader left us with polishing the knob/butterin’ the muffin as valid activities.