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Jess says no to Dear Leader, XXX Mary Carey says yes

I love the spin WingNutDaily gives this one. Feel the repulsion and need to reach for…the bible.

One PG-13 star turned down a meeting with President Bush at a major Republican fund-raiser today, but a XXX-rated star is still hoping to dazzle the leader of the free world.


Singer-actress Jessica Simpson, the star of “Dukes of Hazzard,” spurned an offer to attend the National Republican Congressional Committee gala fund-raiser tonight because she didn’t want to politicize her favorite charity. But Mary Carey, the XXX porn diva who caused an uproar last year for dining with President Bush and her pornography-promoting escort is looking forward to an encore engagement.

Simpson will be in town today to lobby members of Congress on behalf of Operation Smile, a non-profit venture offering free plastic surgery for disadvantaged children overseas with facial deformities. According to Reuters, those close to Simpson said she declined a request to appear that same evening at the fund-raiser for the NRCC — even after she was offered a face-to-face, private meeting with Bush.

“It just feels wrong,” said one unnamed Simpson associate. “She would love to meet the president and talk about Operation Smile … but she can’t do it at a fund-raiser for the Republican Party.”

…”I’m really excited to be going back to Washington, D.C., to see the president again,” said Carey. “Everyone thinks that politicians are stuffy, but we all had a great time last year, and I had fun signing a lot of autographs. Wait till they see that I have lost 20 pounds since the last time they saw me. Watch out Mr. President!”

The NRCC is the same group that accepted $5,000 from Carey and her pornographer, Mark Kulkis of Kick A– Pictures, and allowed the pair to take part at the 2005 Flag Day Dinner.

…With a Lutheran grandmother, Carey says she attended church regularly until the age of 12. Despite having numerous sexual partners, she remains proud of her occupation.

Poor House Majority Leader John Boehner. He was probably looking forward to drooling over Jess’s decolletage and chatting about “Chicken of the Sea” at the head table that the NRCC had arranged for them to sit at before she shot them down.

I’m sure there are plenty of jokes to be made that the room was so full of so many GOP closet cases that the lower visible boobage level wasn’t missed by most of the male attendees.

Hat tip, Coturnix.

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