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The evil twin theory

Can this story get any stranger? Former Bush “domestic policy adviser,” Jesse Helms protege and homobigot Claude Allen appears to be floating the mistaken identity theory — that his wayward twin brother Floyd is the shoplifter.

The Target shopping scam involved Claude/Floyd first legitimately purchasing the items in question, then going back into the store, picking up another of the same item and taking it to returns for a “refund.” It seems to me that unless these were all cash transactions (or Floyd stole Claude’s credit cards), investigators should be able to figure out if the evil twin theory pans out.

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