Suffer not the little lambs
Yes, with Arizona Senator and administration tool John McCain backing South Dakota’s abortion ban, which will have women keeping their legs crossed to avoid impregnation and forced childbirth, this may be the new recreation for some guys with an agricultural bent.
A Mesa Fire Department battalion chief was placed on administrative leave on Monday after being arrested in a bestiality case.
Police say Leroy Johnson went to a residence and knocked on the door of a home where a 13-year-old girl was staying home alone this weekend. When she didn’t answer, he went into the back yard, police said, and took a lamb into a nearby barn.
“One could certainly ascertain that if you’re in a barn and in a secluded area with a lamb and you’re behind her and your pants are down by your ankles, then an unnatural sex act is probably occurring,” said Lisa Allen of the Maricopa County Sheriff’s office.
Any bets that this one is a god-fearing, Bush-voting individual? Just a thought.