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Homo-bigot Claymates file complaint, citing 'false advertising'

Jeezus. Poor fellow Tar Heel Clay Aiken; he doesn’t deserve this crap.

First he’s sold out by a sleazy dirtbag John Paulus, who was determined to out him by, among other things, saving a alleged washrag with Clay’s, um, DNA, on it from his tryst with the American Idol star. Now some of his allegedly devoted Claymates have filed a Federal Trade Commission complaint, saying they were duped about Clay’s image.

They allege that employees of RCA, Sony/BMG, and Aiken himself “engaged in collusion to prevent public disclosures they believed might be harmful to their product”.

The angry ladies go on to state, “This is tantamount to a manufacturer concealing information about a defective product. Therefore these actions were both unfair and deceptive to consumers.”

A spokeswoman for the group says, “As consumers, we feel ripped off. It is obvious now that the private Clay is very different from the manufactured packaged public Clay that was marketed to us.”

So as part of their false advertising charge, is one of the problems that they cannot masturbate to his poster without imagining him sleeping with a guy? What damage has been done? The guy’s a singer, not a sex god for Dobson’s sake. If these chicks only knew how many of the celebrities they moon about are g-a-y.

* Claymate heartbreak?

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