Fake wing wang nuked by brain-dead couple
That about sums this one up from Paul. Read and weep.
Microwaved Penis Turns Out To Be Fake. Now I have to admit that the above headline got my attention. The story in a nutshell is that a couple go into a convenience store and ask to warm something up in the microwave there. The clerk notices that the item that they place in the microwave is apparently a severed penis and calls the cops.
Now here is where an admittedly already strange story starts to get seriously weird. It turns out that the woman is due to take a pre-employment drug piss test and she is trying to find a way to beat it. These morons get hold of one of those fake dicks with a pee reservoir, you know, the thing designed for GUYS to hang out of their pants in front of the drug inspector, which they fill with the boyfriend’s clean pee.
What was this woman thinking? She was more concerned about the urine being body temperature for the test, but not the fact that she was going to whip out a fake wang-dang doodle for the test. Paul had me rolling.
I don’t know what kind of job she was applying for, but my guess is that unless it was one where the cash register has pictures of food items on the buttons instead of numbers, she probably isn’t qualified. I just hope that the mastermind of this plot was the drug addled woman and not her substance free boyfriend.