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A trainwreck called Stapp

After about 500 emails, yes, I now know that Scott Stapp is going to be making his movie debut soon:

A videotape showing Kid Rock and former Creed frontman Scott Stapp engaging in explicit sexual activity with four female fans on a tour bus has been acquired by California company Red Light District, the distributor of the notorious 2004 Paris Hilton sex tape “One Night in Paris.”

Interesting: yes. Could it be better? You bet.

Using a modern technological development that we call the “ellipsis” we make a slight alteration. Enjoy:

A videotape showing Kid Rock and former Creed frontman Scott Stapp engaging in explicit sexual activity …on a tour bus has been acquired by California company Red Light District, the distributor of the notorious 2004 Paris Hilton sex tape “One Night in Paris.”

We would welcome that with arms wide open.

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