Everything you never wanted to know about sex,
and aren’t you glad you didn’t ask.
…about what makes good sex.
Now I know, I know, you’re scared to click on the link, so let Roy be your virtual condom and you won’t get any on you.
As a bonus, Roy is ribbed for your pleasure.
I guess this would be an appropriate time to invoke Tbogg’s Law:
Some people choose abstinence. Others have it chosen for them.