I thought I was going to die laughing at this, by Bob Cesca at HuffPost:
EXCLUSIVE: First Photo of Cheney Shooting Victim
The above photo shows Vice President Dick Cheney speaking to reporters at the bedside of the man who he “accidentally” shot this weekend while on a hunting trip in Texas.
A spokesman for the vice president identified the shooting victim as Harry Whittington, but sources close to the incident suggest “Harry Whittington” is a Secret Service code name for Cheney’s indicted former chief of staff, I. Lewis “Scooter” Libby.
“Honestly, I didn’t mean to shoot Scoot– I mean, Harry Whittington,” the vice president told reporters in “Mr. Whittington’s” hospital recovery room.