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Canadian friends, Daddy Dobson has arrived

Reader Cat emails me “they’re here!” and she points to Canadian Cynic, who doesn’t hold back about Focus on the Family’s news that it is coming to that nation’s capital.

Jesus Christ (pun thoroughly intended), it’s not enough that we get that felonious douchebag Ralph Reed up here, now we get James Dobson’s gang of worthless bigots — Focus on the Familysetting up shop in Ottawa.

There is, of course, only one possible counter-strike — we must unleash the Celine Dion neutron bomb on Buffalo. Yes, the dreaded Celine Dion neutron bomb — capable of the savage and merciless slaughter of thousands of innocents, while leaving buildings standing.

Remember, Americans — you brought this hideous fate upon yourselves, and may God have mercy on you. Or not. Whatever.

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