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Your tax dollars at work in the military

Army Teaches Troops How to Pick a Spouse. The name of the program is “How To Avoid Marrying a Jerk,” with the overall name — and I’m not sh*tting you — is also known as “P.I.C.K. a Partner” for Premarital Interpersonal Choices and Knowledge.

Well it should be a short course for the homos since our marriages are not recognized by the feds. May I have my tax dollars back? This is almost unbearable to read… (AP):

It advises the marriage-bound to study a partner’s F.A.C.E.S. — family background, attitudes, compatibility, experiences in previous relationships and skills they’d bring to the union.

It teaches the lovestruck to pace themselves with a R.A.M. chart — the Relationship Attachment Model — which basically says don’t let your sexual involvement exceed your level of commitment or level of knowledge about the other person.

Maj. John Kegley, a chaplain who teaches the program in Monterey, Calif., throws in the “no jerk salute” for fun. One hand at the heart, two-fingers at the brow mean use your heart and brain when choosing.

Shakes Sis takes a better crack at this one; the stupidity and waste exhibited by our government is making me weary.

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