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I think Ann Coulter should be sodomized with a splintered Louisville Slugger

…Though I wonder if it will have enough girth for her to even feel it?

Oh, and that’s just a joke, for you in the media.

(CNN) Coulter had told the Philander Smith College audience Thursday that more conservative justices were needed on the Supreme Court to change the current law on abortion.

Stevens is one of the court’s most liberal members.

“We need somebody to put rat poisoning in Justice Stevens’ creme brulee,” Coulter said. “That’s just a joke, for you in the media.”

(Hat-tip to AMERICAblog)

[UPDATE] After doing a little more surfing, I find this quote on the story from Editor & Publisher:

The college president, Walter Kimbrough, had told the audience, that inviting Coulter to speak at the black school made sense because like hip hoppers she is “raw, outspoken, uncensored.” He also called her the “conservative answer to rapper Lil’ Kim — [both] attractive and sexy, long-haired blondes. …”

You mean Coulter is the conservative foul-mouthed spinner who raps about cunnilingus, has been convicted of perjury, conspiracy, and possession of marijuana, and couldn’t give two-tenth’s of a tick’s turd about politics? Or do you mean Kim is a liberal transgendered columnist who eviscerates conservatives, calls for terrorist acts against the judiciary and the free press, and wouldn’t know gangta rap from Reynolds’ wrap? I’m confused, Walter… but that often happens when I’m presented with false comparisons.

The last part of your comparison is just so easy to refute:

On your left, the long-haired blonde, attractive, voluptuous pint-sized rapper and sex symbol, Lil’ Kim. On your right, a long-haired blonde with big hands and a prominent Adam’s apple.

After the thought of “Coulter” and “sexy” in the same sentence and the recent revelations about Larry King’s Big Chief Suspenderbritches sex outfits, I need some good ol’ fashioned American porn to cleanse my perv palate. [type… click… click…] Ah, that’s better. Thank you, Mr. Hefner!

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