Jesus loves the chicken zygotes…

Tooley: With two you get egg roll…but the two must
include both a woman and a man. Them’s the rules….
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Having assaulted everything that is Holy about Christmas by denying retailers the right to wish their customers a Very Merry Christmas after they purchased Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories, rabble-rousers have been instructed by Gay Satan to disrupt:

The White House Easter Egg Roll

Three months before the annual Easter egg roll at the White House, the usually festive event is already taking on a divisive edge because of plans by gay- and lesbian-led families to turn out en masse in hopes of raising their public profile.

The Family Pride Coalition and other organizers envision the April 17 action as a celebration that will earn good will and showcase their families engaging in the annual tradition.

“It’s important for our families to be seen participating in all aspects of American life,” said Family Pride executive director Jennifer Chrisler.

Yet some conservatives, alerted to the plans this week, accuse gay activists of trying to “crash” an event for children and turn it into a forum for ideological politicking. Some groups are discussing ways to respond.

“It’s improper to use the egg roll for political purposes,” said Mark Tooley of the conservative Institute on Religion and Democracy.

Secret Service agents using specially trained crotch-sniffing dogs will be checking each parental set to make sure that the complete range of genitalia is fully represented as we celebrate the day our Savior (or Saviour if you’re one of those snooty Episcopalians) rolled an egg from Nazareth to Golgotha…or something like that. Whatever. It was a miracle, okay? Okay?

Jesus, you guys are cynical….

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