Well Fox News certainly knows how to pick a quote-unquote "expert:"

Sunday, Jan. 15

The investigation of disgraced former lobbyist Jack Abramoff has put Congress under a microscope. We’ll take an inside look at the investigation with Republican strategist Ralph Reed.

These stories and much more! Don’t touch that dial!

That must’ve been some fucking dance of the seven veils, eh? I’m going out on a limb and asume nobody used the word humping.

(thanks to Colorado Bob)