A case of the vapors
Shakes Sis has a hilarious post on Sammy’s wife, who broke down in tears yesterday during the hearing, getting misty-eyed and needing to leave and hyperventilate.
The CDC has identified Martha-Ann Alito as the Typhoid Mary of the epidemic. Currently, she and all other female sufferers have been quarantined at the Jackie Collins Center. Doctors Without Ethics are flying in from the coasts to perform emergency hysterectomies, in the hopes of stemming the scourge before it moves beyond the Beltway. Male sufferers have been released with a pat on the back.
The Department of Homeland Security has recommended all D.C.-area residents stock up on duct tape and smelling salts.
Most folks think Martha-Ann got the vapors because of all the talk about Sammy not having a racist bone in his body. If you ask me, the real reason is Martha-Ann didn’t want to witness any more of the questioning by that old queen Lindsey Graham (R-SC), who got so far up Sammy’s ass that they had to send a mining crew to retrieve him.