Volunteer chaplain arrested for hitting his daughter with a chair. Chaplain Horatio Luster is a scum-sucking lowlife. Not only did he physically assault his daughter, but then he tried to toss his weight around as a “member” of Marion County (Indiana) Sheriff’s Department and bleated for them to arrest her:

Horatio Luster, 51, was arrested for battery Thursday. Police say Luster argued and threw a folding chair at his 21-year-old daughter, Shera Luster, hitting her in the back and head.

When deputies arrived to investigate the incident, Luster produced a Marion County special deputy badge.
“Do you know who I am?” Luster told the deputies, according to a police report. “I’m a member of the sheriff’s department and I want her arrested.”

Needless to say, the captain took away his special deputy badge, so no more playing policeman for Horatio Blowhard. Another chaplain uttered the understatement of the year: “In this situation I would tell him to try to get some counseling.”

Hat tip Holly.