Paging Jeff Goldstein
We’re getting a bit worried about Alec Rawls. He’s been trolling around TBogg’s comment section for a couple of days now and as the quote-unquote "sensible" defender of the Red Crescent theory we think you should come and get him.
I want you to know that I’m calling Steve Soto and taking up a collection to have Alec fitted out with one of these. And not one of those cheap home-made jobs either, one of the good ones that are molded to fit your individual skull. While we are not entirely convinced of their theraputic worth we hear they are all the rage and our moral relativism make us open to other value systems.
Because we’re liberals. And we care.
(tin foilery courtesy sans-culotte in the comments)