Crazy Pat says God's brought on Sharon's stroke
Didn’t you know? Sharon was “dividing God’s land,” so Pat said the Big Guy sent a clot to his brain. From the 700 Club, via Media Matters:
Sharon was personally a very likeable person. I am sad to see him in this condition. But I think we need to look at the Bible and the Book of Joel. The prophet Joel makes it very clear that God has enmity against those who, quote, “divide my land.” God considers this land to be his. You read the Bible, he says, “This is my land.” And for any prime minister of Israel who decides he going carve it up and give it away, God says, “No. This is mine.”
…Ariel Sharon, who was again a very likeable person, a delightful person to be with. I prayed with him personally. But here he is at the point of death. He was dividing God’s land, and I would say woe unto any prime minister of Israel who takes a similar course to appease the EU, the United Nations or United States of America. God said, “This land belongs to me, you better leave it alone.”
Hat tips to Blenders Holly and Cat.
Doesn’t it seem like Pat’s God is always angry, full of vengeance and bile? The floods, hurricanes, earthquakes, all of it. Maybe it’s just me, but Pat’s treading dangerously into Fred Phelps territory.
Speaking of The Rotting CryptkeeperTM, did you know that Angry God struck down those miners because of the homos, who are now on that Big Gay Brokeback Mountain in the sky? Good As You has the scoop.