Crazy Pat's visions for 2006
Real Values passed on this one about Crazy Pat – God told him that Strip Search Sammy will slide on into Supreme Court robes without incident. It’s all part of the televangelist’s whack job 2006 predictions.
Pat also he says God told him that “judgment will be painful” around the world this year — the coasts will be lashed by disasters, earthquakes will abound, etc. You have to see this unhinged sh*t to believe it. A transcribed snippet:
“Bush is going to strengthen in 2006, the fall elections will be inconclusive, but the outcome of the war and the success of the economy will leave the Republicans in charge, but itâ€™s going to be inconclusive in this year but I do believe that the President is going to strengthen, and Alito is going to get confirmed, I believe another liberal judge is going to retire, step down from the court, weâ€™ll have another opening there.”
As Real Values noted about the Repugs remaining in charge, “we can refer to that as an increase in unnatural disasters.”