People who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw loofahs
C&L has Bill O’Reilly threatening the politics of personal destruction.
O’REILLY: It’s a good question, Juan, and I don’t see it as a threat. I mean, I think you have to say to people, as we do with all our guests here, this is what’s likely to happen and, if they continue – those people continue – to attack people personally as Frank Rich does almost every week and Keller allows it, then we’ll just have to get into their lives.
And since we’re getting personal, here’s Bill setting himself up for an out of court settlement.
You would basically be in the shower and then I would come in and I’d join you and you would have your back to me and I would take that little loofa thing and kinda soap up your back… rub it all over you, get you to relax, hot water… and um… you know, you’d feel the tension drain out of you and uh you still would be with your back to me then I would kinda put my arm — it’s one of those mitts, those loofa mitts you know, so I got my hands in it… and I would put it around front, kinda rub your tummy a little bit with it, and then with my other hand I would start to massage your boobs, get your nipples really hard… ‘cuz I like that and you have really spectacular boobs…
…Said the spectacular boob.
The classics just never go out of style.