Happy New Year if you believe in that whole artificial construct of months and years and shit like that. I’m still not down with this whole “day of the week” thing either which is creating “problems” as they sneeringly put it at work.
Anyway, it has been our pleasure (if by “our” I mean me) to entertain you and keep you from doing your job which is probably the reason why we are losing our status as an economic superpower in the world. On the other hand I’ve probably been keeping you out of www.nakedkateobeirne.com* for which you can thank me later in small out-of-sequence bills of varying denominations.
So as we move into the New Year let us remember this:
It must be very strange to be President Bush. A man of extraordinary vision and brilliance approaching to genius, he can’t get anyone to notice. He is like a great painter or musician who is ahead of his time, and who unveils one masterpiece after another to a reception that, when not bored, is hostile.
See you next year.
If you believe in that whole artificial construct of…