Crapola, He Wrote
A California congressman writes a screenplay. Unintentional hilarity ensues.
My favorite part is this :
“I said [to my friend], ‘What do I write about?’ ” (redacted) recalled. “He said, ‘(redacted), write about what you like to do. What do you like to do?’ I said, ‘Well, I like to go down to Mexico, drink tequila and chase women.’ So he goes, ‘Well, write a story that includes going down to Mexico, drinking tequila and chasing women.’ And I said, ‘Why don’t we make it a treasure story?’ “
Okay. I took out his name so you can guess which one he is. First one to guess David Dreier, loses.