ROTFLOL. First it was Disney fretting over Lindsay Lohan’s dearly departed boobies arousing tweeners in Herbie: Fully Loaded (see my post Nipples are the new WMD).

No more cleavage, Miss Lohan…

Now we have movie execs getting the vapors over Brandon Routh’s All-American bulge in Superman Returns. Will Superman’s schlong be safe for young, impressionable eyes, or will they go for the lucrative gay market, as the AmTaliban would squeal? Hmmm…I think we will see some digital downsizing. (Killer Movies):

Click, ahem, to “enlarge.”

Producers are reportedly worried about the size of Brandon Routh’s bulge which would make his profile in the superhero’s skintight costume distracting, reports the Sun.

Hollywood executives have ordered the makers of Superman Returns to cover it up with digital effects.

The Sun’s source said: “It’s a major issue for the studio. Brandon is extremely well endowed and they don’t want it up on the big screen.

What exactly is “it?” Like they are going to show him with a woody? Or will the camera longingly pan over Routh’s “region” as he leaps tall buildings in a single bound? Please.

Pam Spaulding

Pam Spaulding