Ripe caption opportunity
Actual caption: In a humorous holiday video shown Wednesday, Dec. 7, 2005 by first lady Laura Bush during a program at the Children’s National Medical Center, President Bush confronts his Scottish terrier Barney who has been displaying some jealousy of his more popular sister, Miss Beazley, in Washington. After scolding Barney for playing hide and seek with Miss Beazley’s gifts, President Bush chides a contrite Miss Beazley, saying, ‘I understand you’ve been a media hound.’ (AP Photo/J. Scott Applewhite)
What would the dogs really say to this whackjob boob?