I wasn’t aware that San Diego had its own Drinking Liberally soiree until I received an invitation last week. And even though I don’t drink and I don’t like meeting strangers and I don’t like going out after dark and it will take away from valuable blogging time… I guess I’ll give it a shot next Tuesday night. I figure this will be a good place and time to plot the overthrow of the government, destroy Christmas as we know it, subvert traditional gender roles, and figure out who the Padres are going to put a second base next year.
I just hope they have Dr. Pepper.
The San Diego location is Bourbon Street, 4612 Park Blvd. If you live in San Diego and you’re not there, you’ll be considered objectively pro-torture and we’ll remember the slight when we set up the re-education camps.