Strip Search Sammy Saves Christmas
It looks like they’re relaunching Alito:
"Liberal groups like People for the American Way and the A.C.L.U. have opposed public Christmas and Hanukkah displays and even fought to keep Christmas carols out of school," declares a radio commercial paid for by the conservative Committee for Justice beginning Monday in Colorado, Wisconsin and West Virginia, states whose senators are considered pivotal votes on Judge Alito.
"Some courts and judges have supported this radical agenda, but not Judge Sam Alito," it continues. "Throughout his career, Judge Alito has consistently upheld the Constitution’s protection of free religious expression."
I guess this is an attempt to "shore up the base" but things can get a little sticky when you inherit your wedge issues from Bill O’Reilly. The super social conservatives, the really repressed fundie freaks who screech on cue whenever Ralph Reed says "Indian Gambling" think Christmas is an attempt to commercialize the birth of Jesus with secular symbols (you know, like Santa Claus). I’m not sure if they’re going to rally behind Strip Search Sammy for making sure Rudoph stays in Macy’s and they damn sure don’t care about the right of Muslim police officers to wear beads.
It’s more of an issue for O’Reilly viewers — the Velveeta and Wonderbread set who don’t really pay a lot of attention to the Supreme Court and just tune in to see Bill get hot under the gyros. Maybe I’m making too fine a distinction between loons here. I mean, Dobson gives it the knuckledragger seal of approval. But I’ve just always thought of it as more of an opportunity to enfranchise the middle rather than rally the true snakehandlers who will spend their last nicklel to see the embryo killers burn in hell.
Whatever. Maybe it will turn Alito into a national hero. In the mean time I’m bucking for a seat on the War on Christmas steering committee. I’m thinking my superior hillbilly fundamentalist bona fides may just put me over the top.