When John Murtha went up like a trial balloon last week, Joltin’ Joe Biden “wasn’t there yet,” ‘cos God forbid someone says Joe Can’t Do War. Then Jean Schmidt went over like Schiavo, Joe stuck his finger in the air and felt the wind shifting, and just in time for the Sunday morning chat shows he writes in the WaPo that he wants a timetable for withdrawal. Can someone count the number of times Colonial Joe talks about preserving “our interests” in Iraq? Hell, what’s a few more dead bodies in the wake of the juggernaut that is Biden 2008.

Hey Joe? When people say they don’t think Democrats stand for anything, they’re talking about you.