Me Talk Pretty One Day

Even if it is community property,
nobody wants a People’s Choice Award.
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Jessica Simpson doesn’t have the true trainwreck quality of a Mariah Carey or Britney Spears (and by the way, all right-thinking people get their Britney fix here at the best damn site on the internets) so I pretty much avoid anything having to do with her. Like Paris Hilton she has one look for the camera, the Runway-Rictus Smile, that makes her…unappealing in any way shape or form. Having said that, you have to love her way with words that makes it look like the she just graduated to the english language months ago after a lifetime of burbling and cooing.

U.S. Weekly first reported their split in its Oct. 17 issue.

The couple denied the report. In the December-January issue of Teen People, which went on newsstands earlier this month, Simpson again denied rumors that the marriage was over.

“Hopefully mine and Nick’s story will continue for the rest of our lives, like what we vowed, through sickness and in health,” she said.

We imagine that Simpson’s publicist probably tried to get that quote ‘clarified’ but in all likelihood gave up and started drinking heaviliy.

Can’t say that I blame them.



Yeah. Like I would tell you....