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Brandi came up "a bit short"

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! I needed a good laugh before I left work today:

( By now I’m sure you’ve heard the news that we came up a bit short Tuesday night.

A bit short? You lost 70% to 30%! Your opponent beat you by a thousand more votes than you received! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! I guess I shouldn’t expect an understanding of simple math from the kind of people who think evolution is a lie and Adam and Eve rode around on a dinosaur’s back.

Take solace, Brandi, that the Denver Broncos, who “came up a bit short” in their 55-10 Super Bowl XXIV loss to San Francisco, eventually won a couple. Or, take heed the story of Walter Mondale coming up “a bit short” in his 525-13 Electoral College loss to Ronald Reagan in 1984 and was never seen on the political scene again.

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