The more we see, the less we like…

Fringe crackpot and wife of Melrose Place fanboy Jesse Malkin, Michelle Malkin hit the book hustling circuit this weekend:

I’m back at my hotel here in NYC after three wild and crazy hours with Fox & Friends, and will be taking off for WABC radio soon for a book interview with Monica Crowley at noon. Thanks for all the feedback on the show. You all know I am definitely NOT a morning person and not blessed with a natural Miss Mary Sunshine disposition, so this was definitely a strange and new experience for me.

Gee. Up until now we never really thought of her as Miss Mary Sunshine:

Hello sunshine,
Come into my life
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You’re not so innocent
You’re a disgrace to your country
If you fled a million miles
I’d chase you for a day
(If I could be bothered)
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So it’s no surprise that her new book, Things That Piss Me Off So Much, Blood Comes Out of My Eyes isn’t exactly rocketing up the charts.

#59 on Amazon, behind America haters like Jimmy Carter, Joan Didion, Al Franken, parolee Martha Stewart, and the cutest damn dog in America.

Note to publishers: people will read books by crazy people as long as they don’t have to see the crazy people.

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