Mad About the Boy
President Longneck-Suckin’ Hud comes home and he didn’t bring us any presents:
After President Bush’s disastrous visit to Latin America, it’s unnerving to realize that his presidency still has more than three years to run. An administration with no agenda and no competence would be hard enough to live with on the domestic front. But the rest of the world simply can’t afford an American government this bad for that long.
I think this is just sad. He’s doing the best that he can with his limited abilities and presidentin’ is hard work and sometimes things just don’t go the way that you want them to, but you always have to keep in mind that he has a good heart.
Okay. I was kidding about the ‘good heart’ thing.
He sucks out loud and his five years in office can best be described as an ‘evolving disaster’ and, as bad as it is for the rest of the country, I take some comfort in the knowledge that he faces three more years of critical sniping, in-house bickering, scandal investigations, and seeing his name prefaced with ‘lame duck’ on a daily basis while his staff scuttle down the ropes and off of the sinking ship Miserable Failure.
History will be as unkind to him as he was to those frogs he used to blow up with firecrackers back when times were less complex and he could work out his sadistic tendencies on a much smaller stage…bless his black shriveled heart.