Worthy adversary North Dallas Thirty has some ideas on how to market such a device…
Its high sensitivity to homosexual fumes and radiation help keep my family safe from random or long-term exposure. It’s so easy to use — just turn it on and read the Homeland Security GLBT Threat Warning color code on the right. In just seconds you’ll know whether you’re living in Zion….or in Sodom and Gomorrah. And now, it even comes in a monogrammed version, with everyone’s favorite verses from Leviticus engraved on its durable Lucite case, made with only the finest blessed virgin plastic.
Surf over for his idea for a commercial.
Also check out The Brad Blog for links to the original Daily Show video.